Long story short: I cut a tendon in my right arm (the dominant one) during a tragic kitchen accident -- tragic to my wife because I, now, have a phobia of doing dishes and I'm generally helpless around the house -- tragic to me because typing is a bitch with just my left hand.
So, my posting is limited and sparse until I have both my typing hands available again. Until then, check out ths bizarre contraption they put on my arm.