Landover Baptist: Return of the King

Cynthia’s favorite church has a review for “Return of the King”.

Three hours into the movie, after patiently waiting for a 300-foot Jesus to descend from the clouds and begin dismembering and Kung-Fu kicking the living hell out of unsaved people, the shocking truth that the devout audience had been hoodwinked into watching pagan, Christ-hating propaganda was finally revealed.

Posted by etrigan at December 11, 2003 12:35 PM