| This is a collection of answering machine greetings that I have collected. You will notice that I have 5 (count 'em - FIVE!) sound formats for each message. If you have questions about what these formats are, how to hear them, or why I chose them I have created the Johnny Rollerfeet Guide to Audio Over the Internet page to help you out. | |||||
| Tim Bob of the Graham Theater | |||||
| Tim bob runs a two-screen theater in Graham, North Carolina. He uses his answering machine to describe the movies he's showing and to tell a joke or two in his own unique fashion. | |||||
| No. 1
(2:47.0) |
649k |
317k |
177k |
50k |
|
| No. 2
(2:11.0) |
509k |
249k |
139k |
39k |
|
| Portia of Central Texas | |||||
| Portia's been having a real bad day. You could leave a message for her, but it's probably not a good idea. | |||||
| (0:32.5) |
127k |
62k |
34k |
10k |
|
| Lunch Menu lady of ??? | |||||
| I have no idea where this is from, but it's a nice friendly lady at a food service company telling the menu for today. | |||||
| (0:32.5) |
278k |
137k |
76k |
21k |
|
| Selected Beginnings | |||||
| The Dating Alternative for People with Herpes. Herpes is no laughing matter... | |||||
| (1:20.6) |
311k |
150k |
k |
24k |
|
| Related Links | |||||
| Software that lets you create wacky answering machine greetings on your computer (w/ sound effects!) Announce-It! | |||||