Oscar, why hast thou forsaken me...

Check out my review of "Tank Girl";  I've got NEWs for Web-Heads that's
truly nifty; and I surfed a few web sites for your perusal.  Submit!!!
Submit!!!

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[ from my long lost friend, Stevie <sscivall@crl.com> ]

If you get a chance, please visit the new WebStrip:
T.C. Pip and His Dog Socket.

T.C. is a hapless cybergoof and Socket is his techno-maven canine.
<URL:http://www.netgram.com/tcsocket/tc.htm>

[ I checked this out and it's not bad.  Here's some other comic        ]
[ strips on the web you might like, or you can go to                   ]
[ http://akebono.stanford.edu/yahoo/Entertainment/Comics/Comic_Strips/ ]

 http://web.cs.ualberta.ca/~davidw/ALoB/strips/strip_intro.html

   The AfterLife of Bob - this is your typical college newspaper (The
   univ. of Alberta in Canada, moron) cartoon, but it gets funny sometimes.

 http://www.mindspring.com/~torgo/collie.html

   The Adventures of Spectre Collie! - this one's HI-larious.  Check out
   the one for March 10th, I'll mail a bag of Robin's Eggs to the first
   WU member who gets it and mails me what the joke is. 

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Web Creators and afficianados AWAKE!  The coolest thing has been ann-
ounced by Silicon Graphics.  3D visuals via the Web.  In a format sim-
ilar to PC based ray-tracers (POV, Rtrace, Vivid, etc.) you will be
able to generate pictures in Netscape that are 3-D mappable objects.
Go to http://www.sgi.com/Products/WebFORCE/WebSpace/ and check out
the sample image.  Things are getting cool!

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Go see "Tank Girl".  Go see it, go see it, go see it.  This movie kicked
ass, and then some.  Lori Petty ripped through this role with the grace
of an AK-47 through a pile of stuffed dummies.  God, this was a great
movie!  Everything that "Cool World" wanted to be, "Tank Girl" was!
The music was good, the action was good, the acting was good, the music
was great, it was funny, and moving, and kicked ass!  Go see it.

http://www.tankgirl.mgmua.com

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[ From truck drivin' man, kellymc@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu, comes a hot spot ]
[ on the web.  Check this place if you think you like hot food.  It'll ]
[ probably change your mind...                                         ]

http://www.hot.presence.com/g/p/hot/index.html

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Tonite's the premiere episode of The MAXX on Mtv's Oddities.  Be sure and
see the re-run if you don't see it tonight, this is one really great comic
book, and the show looks to be just as good.  There's also a web site:

http://mtvoddities.viacom.com/indexodd.html

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If you're looking for a good surf tool, then try out the one-month free
subscription to this place.  You've got to be really hard core to pay the
$9.95 monthly fee after the trial, but the free month is useful.  This
is a true 'spidered' searcher.  This means they actually go out and pull
the names of every page they can find and use that for their index.
You don't have to register with these guys, they come find you!

http://www.infoseek.com:80/Home

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If you're a big Tick fan (I am!), then check out this young man's home
page.  He's got tons of .GIFs, and synopses from the show and the comic
book.

http://www.prairienet.org/~phyber/homepage.html

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Now for the humor, check out Yo Mama jokes at:
http://silver.ucs.indiana.edu/~jmkeller/yomama.html
This is a small sample

=-> SO OLD,

Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

=-> SO SHORT,

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb.

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Have fun, and SUBMIT!