T-MEK, IAWL-again, and TWANG

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Let me tell you,, it was one wild weekend for the Rollerfeet dude! I spent Friday night with tired grumpy people bowling, and then alternatively spent Saturday night at the usual dance club spot... well, I guess I did bowl pretty well (except for that last damned frame) so it wasn't too bad.

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The Update will be a bit bare bones, as it can occasionally be, but bare (or bear, as you choose) with me (I'd prefer you bare'ing with me, since I don't care much for Grizzlies.) This is as much too blame on you as it is me, though. I WILL be spending my Thanksgiving surfing for cool and exciting things, so look forward to next week.


Vid Rev
Review of a truly blastin' video pacifier.
CD-ROM review
Another review of It's A wonderful Life on CD-ROM.
Mystery Substance
The strange and wonderful TWANG!

COOLEST LATEST VIDEO GAME

Forgive me for forgetting the name (M-TEC, or L-MEC, or OO-Yech, or something), but the latest on the quarter sucking vid front is a must see (and experience). The version in the downstairs pool hall in the UT's Union is {insert word meaning fashionably good here}.

This 4-seater game features textured graphics (none of the polygon/ triangle shit) very similar to Doom, dual joystick, 4 fire button (right cannon, left cannon, and 2 special weapons/defenses), and built-in Interactor-style sound.

For those not familiar with the Interactor, the commercial shows a young boy sitting down to a static filled TV screen and plugging this black plastic vest into his video game via the audio out jack. Then he starts hallucinating really hard (those peaks are almost impossible to breathe in) and the video game is all over the room. Of course what really happens is a G'd-up style woofer is embedded in the back of the jacket and the lower register noises are amplified into your chest cavity. It's actually very cool.

So while your playing the sound is throbbing behind you. You (and your three favorite buddies/enemies are driving your choice of 6 very techno-fiction vehicles in alien terrains trying to blow each other's brains out. [quick impression - Homer Simpson does "Night of the Living Dead" : '...mmmmMMM, brains....'] Every time you get hit, you can feel it in your gut!

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From the Journal of [KellyMc], 11/21/1994:

I happened upon a curious thing this monday morning that falls upon the tails of a rather debaucherous saturday evening. I will recount the events of that evening here as I now find them to be quite momentous.

Upon returning from the cinema that evening, my fellows and I sat down to enjoy a Mexican beverage known as "Tequila". The custom in Mexico, as I am told, is to coat one's tongue with salt prior to taking a drink of the tequila, then following that with the juice of a lemon, sucked directly from a slice of the fruit. As we were pasing the time in this manner, I happened to notice, written upon the container of salt, Morton household hint #10, which outlined a procedure for making a natural and effective air freshener. The instructions dictated that one take the shell of half an orange and fill it with salt to produce an object for the absorption of offensive odours. Having no orange, I substituted a small slice from the lemons we had on hand. After cutting away the pulp of the fruit, I gave the peel a liberal coating of the salt. I noticed no reduction in the normal odours of my apartment, and consequently forgot about my creation until this moment when I happened to find it in the paper towel I wrapped it in the previous evening. having accidentally brushed my fingers against the salted side, I touched my fingers to my tongue to clean them. I was startled and surprised to find a flavor so enjoyable that I can only thank God's providence for causing me to find it. Upon closer examination of the lemon peel, I found that the fruitful essences had been drained from the remaining pulp, leaving a flesh that looked as if it had suffered the attentions of a vampyre. I can only assume that the lemon's essence was conducted into the salt, transforming it into an altogether new substance. In homage to the emotions this substance evoked in me upon tasting it, I have decided to name it "Twang". I will conduct further research into the effects of the "Twang" at higher concentrations and dosage.

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For those out of the know: When I was a bit wee-er lad, KellyMc, B-'No CLS'-T and I would make trips through East Texas to try and relieve the boredom of our supposedly hum-drum existence. On probably the most momentous of these Mecas, we found ourselves at the counter of a (VERY) large truck stop along I-20. There at the counter where we surely had simply missed it at all the other truck stops was an unassuming display for a substance known as Twang (or for those who prefer Treet, there was SalConLimon). We had no idea what it was for, or who would want any, but at $0.05 an ounce, it was the cheapest over-the-counter powdered substance we had come across. We bought and since then have been unable to give up the addiction. I will surely be forwarding this article to alt.drugs in hopes that someone there can help us get off of this stuff, or maybe they'll have an idea of it's true use.

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Well, I left an article out of last week's WU, but I'll re-wrtie it here, since some of you can't (or information-deprived-ly won't) web to the WU home page [http://eden.com/~etrigan] and pull the re-editted version of the back issue.

I got the coolest CD-ROM last week. It's A Wonderful Life. No, my life isn't wonderful because of the CD-ROM, the CD-ROM features that infamous Christmas movie, "It's A Wonderful Life". This CD-ROM has the entire script, reviews, the original short story, a scrapbook from the making og the movie, a cast list (including some people who were turned down for roles), and THE ENTIRE MOVIE INCLUDING THE TRAILER. It's actually two CD-ROM's (Suggested retail:$29.95 on sale for $20) that you switch out half-way through. On my 485-50 with a single speed CD-ROM, and Tseng4000 video, it actually looks good!

The same company has put out similarly done versions of the Beatles' HELP!, and It's a Hard Day's Night. I can't wait to get my hands on those.

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Well, I've rambled enough today. Here's hoping that everyone has a wonderfule Thanksgiving, and is truly thankful for the blessings in their lives. (If anyone wanted to go out of there way and call or write me as I sit in front of my computer all 4-day weekend, I'd be extremely thankful. :( ). Table of Contents
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