Ai | Ai | Ai |
You make me hot, my chili pepper. | Me calientas mucho, chilito mio. | May cah-lee En-tahs MOO-choh, chee-LEE-toh MEE-oh. |
Am I in heaven or in hell? | ?Estoy en el cielo o en el infierno? | Es-TOY en el see-AY-loh oh en el enn-fee-AIR-noh? |
If you love me, my little refried bean, fetch the thermometer. | Si me amas, mi frijolito refrito, traime el termometro. | See may AH-mas, mee free-ho-LEE-toh ray-FREE-toh, tra-EE-meh el ter-MOH-may-troh. |
Yes, As I suspected. | Si. Como lo sospechaba. | See. COH-moh loh soas-pay-CHAH-bah. |
One hundred four and a half defrees. | Ciento cuatro y medio grados. | See-EHN-toh KWA-troh ee MEH-dee-oh GRAH-dohs. |
I am near death. | Estoy cerca de la muerte. | Ess-TOY SAIR-kah day la MWER-tay. |
Love me but once more before I die, my little empanada. | Amame una ultima vez antes de que me muera, mi pequena empanada. | Ah-may-may OO-nah OOL-tee-mah vase ahn-tes day kay may MWAIR-ah, mee pay-KAIN-yah em-pah-NAH-dah. |
Wait! Holy Mother of God! | !Espera! !Santa Madre de Dios! | Ess-PAIR-ah! SAHN-tah MAH-dray day dee-OHS! |
I must get back to the bathroom! | !Tengo que volver al bano! | TEN-go kay vohl-VAIR ahl BAHN-yoh! |
Create your own invective from the columns below. Asjectives follow nouns. Begin with a word from column C and add words from A and B, as in rat de al cantarilla incontinente sin dientes (toothless incontinent sewer rat).
A | B | C |
filthy cochino /co-CHEE-noh/ | polyester-clad revestido en poliester /reh-VEHS-tee-doh ehn POH-lee-ES-tair/ | butcher boy nino carnicero /NEEN-yoh CAR-nee-SAY-roh/ |
toothless sin dientes /seen dee-EN-tays/ | incontinent incontinente /in-CON-teen-EN-tay/ | sewer rat rata de al cantarilla /RA-tah day al KAN-tah-ree-yah/ |
cretinous cretino /cray-TEE-noh/ | ill-bred malnacido /mahl-nah-SEED-oh/ | maggot-mouth boca de gusano /BOH-kah day goo-SAH-noh/ |
squirming retorcido /ray-TOHR-see-doh/ | frog-lippedlabios de sapo /LAH-bee-ohs-deh SAH-poh/ | midget enano /ay-NOH-noh/ |
There were also Japanese, French and Italian versions. They are published by WORKMAN Publishing - New York.