Archive for 'Paranoia' Category

You’ve Been Infected – A Halloween Zombie Meme
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By etrigan - Last updated: Saturday, October 31, 2009

Sorry to tell you in this manner, but you’ve been infected and now you’re a zombie. You only have your friends to blame. For the rest of the day all of your status updates and tweets must include the phrase “BRAINSSS!!!”. You can infect other people by tagging them in a note on Facebook or […]

Looks like we’re going to need a bigger garden.
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By KellyMc - Last updated: Thursday, April 17, 2008

We’ve been discussing Peak Oil for quite a while around here.  Now we can all start worrying about Peak Wheat. Are potatoes the answer?

McCain Media Massage
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By etrigan - Last updated: Thursday, February 28, 2008

One of the few upsides about being late for your headshrink appointment is that you have plenty of time to read the magazines you almost wish you subscribed to (but that you know you’d never get around to reading.) In my guy’s waiting room was a fresh copy of Newsweek (February 18, 2008) which normally […]

Good Thing Becky’s Not Reading This
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By etrigan - Last updated: Friday, July 20, 2007

Peak Lithium
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By etrigan - Last updated: Wednesday, January 31, 2007

That explains a lot
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By KellyMc - Last updated: Friday, January 5, 2007

Stop buying green bananas!
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By KellyMc - Last updated: Friday, July 21, 2006

duck and cover.
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By gregorbug - Last updated: Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Moonie Roll
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By cynsmith - Last updated: Friday, April 21, 2006

Suspicious activity
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By KellyMc - Last updated: Wednesday, April 5, 2006

Don’t Sign Anything At Urban Outfitters
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By etrigan - Last updated: Monday, December 19, 2005

Random UFO crap
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By jank - Last updated: Saturday, December 10, 2005

Anti-strategic Silo Codes
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By etrigan - Last updated: Thursday, November 10, 2005

Printer Conpiracy Is True
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By etrigan - Last updated: Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Chernobyl? Eh, not so bad…
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By jank - Last updated: Thursday, September 15, 2005