Mr. Vice President? The NRA is on line 1...

They want your membership card back.

Good headline: Cheney Steps Up War on Lawyers. Anyone got any other funnies?

I’m glad the other guy’s all right, etc, but MAN, this is a needed comedic shot in the country’s arm. Too bad it wasn’t public before this week’s Wait Wait went to press. (WWDTM has a podcast of the entire show now. Yippie! No more worrying I’m missing it while the boys and I are at the library).