What a bunch of pansies.

Canadians against snowball fights.

I crap you not.

Kaukinen said that to avoid such dangers students are reminded that snow should stay on the ground and not become an instrument of violence.

Though when it stays on the ground, it’s supremely useful for rubbing people like Ms. Kaukinen’s face in. (OK, that last bit was mean.)

Posted by jank at January 8, 2004 11:17 PM