Several of us had a near-death experience Sunday, but I wanted you all to know that we’re just fine and explain what happened. Becky, Sandy and I decided to go see the new Batman movie — awesowe, btw — and we got a call from Mike and Kelly that they were going to the same theater about the same time. We weren’t sure if we could make the 12:55 show so when we bought tickets for the three of us, we picked the 1:10 showing. Just after we entered the air-conditioned lobby, Kelly and Mike were there waving us into the earlier theater assuring us that we hadn’t missed it, and this theater was less crowded. I skipped my usual Icee© and Junior Mints© to rush inside. Trailers were playing already, but I still got to see three (oddly) comedy-oriented trailers before some studio logos flickered by and we saw these words: