At work today my co-worker asked “guess what?”, so I gave him the apropriate response…then I could only, also, remeber the response to “guess why”. Thank goodness we have the internet.

Guess who? Chicken poo or Chicken coo(p).
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Guess when? Chicken pen.
Guess where? Chicken underwear.
Guess why? Chicken pie. Chicken thigh.
Guess how? Chicken luau. Chicken Kung pao.