Not sure if Walters visits the porch, but perhaps our other single readers will enjoy this Post article of catcall hits and misses.

A highlight:
“Another guy said as he was passing me, ‘Hey cutie,’ then once he was behind me said, ‘I’d eat that …’ That’s moving a little too fast for me. I was like, ‘Slow down, guy with a bag full of cans. If you don’t cool it, this is not going to happen!’