did that man really just stick his ear buds in my ears? and make me listen to Fergie?

unhygienic AND uncool.

With the s.o. out of town I took the opportunity to drive through Short Stop for a decidedly omnivorous dinner. At the window I order a “sprite” with my dead cow sandwich and the overly-enthusiastic girl behind the mic informs me “We don’t have Sprite©, just Sierra Mist©.” Even when I drank CCCs I wasn’t a zealot — I would prefer an RC© over a Pepsi© or Coke© but I would take whatever was available — but is there really someone out there who is so taken with Sprite© that they have to be told it’s not what’s on tap?

Two sets of pictures that remind me of all the ideas I’ve had that caused Kelly to give me that look.