This Times article reports on new innovations coming to grocery stores near you. Among them are video screens in child car carts (which I will promptly reject if I ever see them – my child will use his imagination, dammit) and for the Hispanic customer … um … this:

a room where chickens can be slaughtered and sold the same day

Excellent. Only a matter of time before cows are herded into a “special room” at HEB.