In recognition of Samuel Jackson’s upcoming film, Snakes on a Plane, the Alamo Drafthouse sponsored a short film competipion Blanks on a Blank. The idea was that each team would be given a random animal and a random mode of transportation, then they had to come up with a short disaster film based on that. My team was given “panda” and “scooter”. Originally we had an elaborate and really cool idea involving a kidnapping, a nuclear warhead and ninjas. We petered out on tha idea and decided to drag Becky in a panda costume to a party and force the party-goers to “act” out a little disaster dramedy. I made — and I personally take responsibility — a disaster of a film.

All the BoaB films are up at the competition website where you can watch and vote on the films. Watch our film — be patient, it loads really slow — which is 36 down on the list (jaireaux/Panda/Scooter) and then do me a favor and give it the lowest rating possible. I want to be recognized as the worst film in the competition.