So, I completely remember being in high school, thinking how completely lame it was that the Rolling Stones were still around, what, 20 years after they were completely cool. Wondering WTF was going on with the ex-hippies who couldn’t leave the ’60s behind.
Yeah, so I crack open NPR’s Wireless catalog this weekend, and what do I see? The Fo’Shizzle doormat.
Yep.
If you’re reading the digest or RSS, it’s a good old doormat, with “Fo’ Shizzle – Welcome to our Hizzle” on it in old-school Snoop font. The sales blurb –

“Yo, G! Why not add some mad style with this super fly doormat, boo? Clean up your slanguage and muddy shoes all at once, thanks to our extra-rugged olefin mat, a fo’ shizzle (“sure-fire” to those hip to the jive) hit with every visitor. Easy care; hose clean.”

I think I’m ordering one.