We got us some plantin’ to do this weekend.

It’s been a while since I complained about you, but I’ll let Ed Fitzgerald — who’ll let Michael Berube quote the New York Times — do the talking (blogging really is kind of ridiculous).

Bud Lite salutes you, Mr. Ralph Nader Voter.

Uerige Doppelsticke

Specifically, with this one. Spit out that Shiner you’ve got in your mouth. You’ll forget all about that corn-laden excuse of a bock once the first swig of this baby hits you, muttering “where have you been all my life?”