Who Loves Dried Prunes?
Calvin’s dad is some weird hybrid of all the most foreign-to-me facets of Jank and Becky that looks like K-Pho.

Right now, on my kitchen counter, there sits a tub of dried prunes. I did not contribute to bringing those things into my house.
p.s. How does “weird” (and foreign) fit into the whole i before e rhyme? Shouldn’t we just change the spelling? Or is it just weird? and if so why isn’t it wreid?
9 Responses to “Who Loves Dried Prunes?”
Comment from KMc
Time February 20, 2006 at 11:19 am
This just in: Whatever you eat, it’s better for you if you enjoy it.
And aren’t those dates on your counter? Try wrapping them in bacon and baking them.
Comment from jank
Time February 20, 2006 at 12:02 pm
For the record, I don’t get the eating part. I’m a fan of grease, sodium, and fry. Which is why the best I can do is the fuzzy upper end of the “fit” band per the BMI index.
But the 6 miles in 20 degree weather? Did that on the way home from Family Swim at the Y yesterday afternoon. There will be pictures tonight!
Comment from k-pho
Time February 20, 2006 at 12:16 pm
Hey, I resemble that remark. And I’m wearing a sweater over a collared shirt right now. Uncanny!
Comment from etrigan
Time February 20, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Credit kMc with a double whammy!
Becky is totally susceptible to hurling after eating something she finds unappealing.
And may I say: Mmmm…bacon.
Comment from etrigan
Time February 20, 2006 at 2:24 pm
oh. and Becky LOVES oatmeal, too.
Comment from Becky
Time February 20, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Those are in fact delicious dates on the counter – anyone who attempts to wrap them in bacon will be given repeated mean looks.
Comment from jank
Time February 20, 2006 at 8:20 pm
Comment from Deinonych
Time February 23, 2006 at 4:27 pm
Isn’t the term, “dried prunes” redundant? A prune is a dried plum; it can’t be a prune unless it is dried.
/pedantic
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Comment from Z.
Time February 20, 2006 at 11:14 am
As for the last question. Because English grammar is completely random.