Spent some time on Wikipedia last night. After I looked at what I wanted to, I started hitting the “Random Article“ button. Got “Treadmill“, “Special Representative for Trade and Investment,” “Meriville-Franceville-Plage,” and “Zababa.”

What a quick and easy way to generate band names, I thought to myself.

If I knew any web-fu, I’d whip up a script to do it automagically.

Attention New Yorkers: Hamell on Trial will be performing his one man show in support of Songs For Parents Who Enjoy Drugs at The Knitting Factory February 21-23 and March 2-4 and they can’t close down his show because this time it’s “theatre”. (Seriously, how can a NYC or LA club owner close a spoken-word rock singer down for being foul mouthed, but he can get away with it in Racine, no problem?)

Becky and I got to see a preview of his act Tuesday night and he certianly hasn’t lost it. To prove it, I stole a couple videos from his website for anyone too afraid to see it in person. Values is for all you parents (but he does slip in a little cursing) who are curious about Hamell’s attempts as a fairly recent father to bring order into a modern family. Coulter’s Sn**** (NSFW) is Hamell revealing a little known truth about the right-wing media, specfically that Ann Coulter’s gender-specific equipment that seperates her from most of the rest of her fellow pundits is quite odoriferous. I don’t know if this is personally true, but if Ann has the guts to deny this accusation then she needs to be able to present unrefutable truth — we can’t just take her word for it. Last, here are a couple videos from me taken last night showing Hamell’s antics.