Don’t Sign Anything At Urban Outfitters
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By etrigan - Last updated: Monday, December 19, 2005 - Save & Share - 2 Comments

“This”: is a crappy little consumer column from the WaPost about a family getting the once-over from a manager at an Urban Outfitters in DC. I post it because (a) I love these kinds of stories where the man is keeping us down, and (b) because it follows jank’s attempt to set a theme of “this would never happen here” — if UO tried to pull that stuff in Texas they’d be laughed to the border. I always happily sign waivers when they’re handed to me here in my home state because I know my rights exist indpendent of someone trying to make me sign them away.

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2 Responses to “Don’t Sign Anything At Urban Outfitters”

Comment from Outfitter
Time December 21, 2005 at 4:16 pm

If you ask me she got what she deserved. Clearly from the article her daughter is a low down thief. The mother hasn’t even got a basic education as she signed something without fully reading it. I think they should have strip searched the daughter (only if she was cute)

Comment from etrigan
Time December 22, 2005 at 8:56 am

No judge or jury neccesary! I bet we could just hire UO to handle all of the US’s judiciary needs! (Maybe they’re already a subsidiary of Bechtel or Haliburton and we could roll it up into an existing contract?)

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