Oh. My. Gosh.

I do not think I have laughed so much in years.

(And that even includes yesterday’s Arrested Development, which was completely unhinged. Is TV Back?)

I always thought there was a better way to pour a beer.

… the thirst-inspired spark of frustration he felt then has resulted in Chicago-based Laminar Technologies’s TurboTap (turbotap.com), a 4.5-inch-long stainless-steel nozzle that attaches to standard beer faucets and pours a beer twice as fast as existing taps…

There’s a new wiki on the block (new wacki?) – the Uncyclopedia!

All the snide comments that the stuffed shirts over at wikipedia scrub; these folks allow. Go catch it while it’s still celebrating “Talk like a pirate” Day.

Avast.