New Pope, plus there’s professional cycling going on Live in the United States.

Armstrong’s retiring in August, BTW.

Sophoclese predicted the iPod Shuffle in some old scrolls now being deciphered by some technical approach which I’m too lazy to read about.

_ … the weavers are striking up the wise shuttle’s songs, that wakes up those who are asleep. … _

Marcos picked up this “life-size” light saber replica at Best Buy for $120.

—I can’t hassle him too much since we’ll both be leaving work early to ensure good seats for the midnght release of Episode 3.—

The White House Drug Czar’s office is handing out ringtones. Y’all know me – I’m far from cool, but if I were, I’d totally download this.