It hides when you press snooze

This is a huge problem for me – if I’m tired, I’ll hit snooze without realizing it, until the alarm goes off again and Missy starts kicking me. I’ve started using my cell phone so that the alarm is in a different place every morning.

Ha! That’s it, my right-ist brethren, no more ditching us progressives to go to your VRWC meetings. Now we’ve got a club of our own — “The Syndicate”!

Christian Science Monitor

Mr. DeLay recently told a Christian conservative group that he had met the enemy and it was “a huge nationwide concerted effort to destroy everything we believe in.” This “syndicate,” DeLay said, was attacking the conservative movement by launching vicious personal attacks against its leaders.

And I’ll bet they have beer at their meetings too!