Kelly and I have discussed “the crash” a few times (though he may think I’m joking) and I am excited to see that I won’t have to sacrifice my Nintendo DS to that problem.

Is it a sign of accepting adulthood — I’ll be 35 this year, btw — when you are looking forward more to the thigh in a 2 piece dark combo then the leg? [ Insert crude sexual joke here. ] I remember from a very young age how excited I was to get the drumstick. Now, though, I think about how the thigh has more meat and less sinew and is a better value.

Wisdom or simply pathetic?