Armed men are enforcing a no-picture policy around the White House.

…At that moment I failed. Power should not emanate from the barrel of a gun, power should not be applied out of ignorance or fear.

How did I fail? I failed to politely request the officer’s name and agency. I failed to ascertain what law I had broken, I failed to ascertain by what authority (other than that of his gun) he was breeching my liberty. …

Urrr-uh?

Matanuska Christian School’s principal has been fired and a teacher has quit over a disciplinary incident in which the principal had himself whipped in front of two students. …Unfreid said that while contemplating what discipline to hand out, he woke at 3 a.m. and prayed how to avoid expelling them. He said that was when he remembered years ago he had cured his son of chronic lying by telling his son to hit him with a wooden ladle instead of spanking the youngster.

Correctly place the states as quickly as you can.

Maybe it’s my video game experience, but I didn’t find this challenging. Count the number of times the ball is passed between players in white shirts in this video then check your answer here,

Remember Troy the Impaler? He’s back and this time he’s delivering his geek-one-liners at the expense of Tara Reid’s wardrobe malfunction on the red carpet at P Diddy’s birthday.

So very, very NSFW!

TSIA.