Last night, we went to the 3D Film Festival being hosted by the Alamo Drafthouse (only one of six theaters in the world equipped to show this kind of 3D) showing Kiss Me Kate. The 3D was great, but the hilight of the night was the unintentional Beavis and Butthead moment of Cole Porter’s song Tom, Dick and Harry:

BIANCA:
I’m a maid who would marry
And will take with no qualm
Any Tom, Dick or Harry,
Any Harry, Dick or Tom,
I’m a maid mad to marry
And will take double-quick
Any Tom, Dick or Harry,
Any Tom, Harry or Dick.

…

BIANCA & SUITORS:
I’m (She’s) a maid who would marry
And would no longer tarry,
I’m (She’s) a maid who would marry,
May my hopes not miscarry!
I’m (She’s) a maid mad to marry
And will take double-quick
BIANCA:
Any Tom, Dick or Harry,
Any Tom, Harry or Dick.
BIANCA & SUITORS:
A dicka dick,
A dicka dick,
A dicka dick,
A dicka dick!
A dicka dick,
A dicka dick,
A dicka dick…
BIANCA:
Any Tom, Dick or Harry,
Any Tom, Harry or Dick!

Almost as good was the scene where the lead male spanks the lead female. S&Mmmm-mmm.