West Wing Comes True?
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By jank - Last updated: Tuesday, April 27, 2004 - Save & Share - 4 Comments

I reserve the right to upgrade this from “Paranoia” to “Politics” and reuse the content in a future ABB(Anyon But Bush) NOTD(News of the Day) at a later date should events warrant such an action, but for now I will say it’s probably just slanderous paranoid propoganda.

Did [“Bush have a seizure”:http://www.prisonplanet.tv/articles/april2004/042504bushseizure.htm]?

bq. “Vice President Cheney is the de facto President of the United States. When he arrives at the White House for one of his “briefings” of the President, all employees are cleared from the West Wing and especially from the Presidential office suites. Cheney arrives in an escorted armored limousine surrounded by his own personal, heavily armed bodyguard and is always shown directly into the President’s office. It is reliably reported by [redacted] that Bush has a thick pad of lined, yellow note paper on his desk, placed there by [redacted] just before the Vice President arrives.”

bq. “After Cheney’s departure, the notes taken by the President are transcribed by [redacted] and prepared as talking points for the President…”

bq. “At some time in the past, according to both [redacted] and [redacted] the President suffered what one of his aides called “a very minor seizure” and as a result of this, the President has a very difficult time following any unscripted conversations. For this reason, his staff carefully and aggressively protect the President from “unexpected” questions that he is not capable of answering.”

“West Wing stories”:http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/story.cgi?show=4&story=1596&page=4&sort=&limit=all come to life?

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4 Responses to “West Wing Comes True?”

Comment from etrigan
Time April 27, 2004 at 2:39 pm

I should have known (and done more research.) This site is run by Becky’s favorite conspiracy guy, Alex P Jones. (I think she’s got a crush on him.)

Comment from Reeder
Time April 28, 2004 at 11:57 am

Wacky! I thought the ‘outsourcing’ portions of the last episode were very well written and, of course, very topical for those of us in high tech. For the record, I’m with the (fictional) President on this one, but I’m scared half to death. Good article on Yahoo today on this issue.

Comment from Becky
Time April 28, 2004 at 1:06 pm

Of course I’ve got a crush on APJ! His filmed protest of the finger-printing requirement for renewing a TX Driver’s Liscense was a masterpiece!

Plus, the way he blinks all the time…

Comment from etrigan
Time April 28, 2004 at 1:15 pm

Blinks? You need to learn morse code!

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