Which Reality-TV Mouthpiece Are You Most Like?
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By KellyMc - Last updated: Wednesday, March 24, 2004 - Save & Share - 3 Comments

bq. What do true-TV titans have that you don’t?

bq. Sure, some of them are pop stars, heads of multibillion-dollar companies or snarky Brits, but when you really boil it down, they’re everyday people–just like you. And we can prove it.

bq. “Just answer several simple Q’s”:http://www.eonline.com/Features/Features/RealityCheckpoint/Quiz/index.html in our especially saucy, scientifically uncertified personality test and see which mouthy tube star you most resemble. The results may shock you. Really.

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3 Responses to “Which Reality-TV Mouthpiece Are You Most Like?”

Comment from etrigan
Time March 24, 2004 at 12:00 pm

bq. Based on your answers, you have received the following rating:

bq. SIMON COWELL! You’re like that stuffy English teacher everybody dreads but respects because your demanding class gave them an unforgettable education. Of course you’re a success in everything you do (you always knew you’d be), and the only thing bigger than your career is your ego. Is that why you always seem like you’re dying of boredom? At least your snarky commentary keeps everyone else entertained.


Comment from Becky
Time March 24, 2004 at 1:06 pm

um, who?

JANICE DICKINSON! You haven’t exactly been a model of good behavior–you’ve done some some pill popping and bed hopping–but you survived and that has just reinforced your self-esteem and opinionated ways. Naturally, you demand excellence from others, and if they don’t comply, they’re cast off quicker than something with a Von Dutch logo on it. This may ultimately push those with weaker backbones out of your life, but who wants those losers around, anyway?

Comment from etrigan
Time March 24, 2004 at 1:15 pm

duh. She’s the [“world’s first supermodel”:http://v64.com/%5D. (i only know that thanks to google.)

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