Dear Abby, Love Marge
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By KellyMc - Last updated: Tuesday, March 9, 2004 - Save & Share - Leave a Comment

UPS(Universal Press Syndicate) pulled next Monday’s “Dear Abby” column when they “suspected it was a fake”: based on a Simpsons episode.

bq. The writer says her husband, Gene, gave her a bowling ball for her birthday complete with the holes drilled to fit his fingers and embossed with his name. Undeterred, the woman decides to learn to bowl and heads to the local lanes, where she meets another man, Franco, who is “kind, considerate and loving.”

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bq. In the television show, Homer responds by ineptly professing his love for Marge, who later goes to him at the nuclear power plant where he works. He lifts her up and carries her out of the plant as his co-workers watch and cheer.

How can they miss this oppotunity to quote my (probably) second favorite Simpson’s line of all time: “??…I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes!??”

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