I’ll have to stop by a bar sometime soon to grab a matchbook so I can try out these directions for making a matchstick rocket. (Shhh…don’t tell Becky I’m playing with fire.)

I just finished re-reading Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons so I was happpy when this site with the rules to Calvinball popped up on my radar.

I fell victim to one of my own pet peeves in a recent discussion, but isn’t that how we better ourselves? by falling to our own standards and pressing on in an effort to overcome those failures?

…or just an ass?

As the Supreme Court was weighing a landmark gay rights case last year, Justice Antonin Scalia gave a keynote dinner speech in Philadelphia for an advocacy group waging a legal battle against gay rights.

I have trouble believing it, but bt tells me this is “the new look” for Ricky Williams. What was he thinking?

I know, I know. The NFL deciding that “if a guy’s hair covers his jersey you can tackle him using said hair” is probably the reason Ricky’s gonna give for this. As a former long-haired person, I know that eventually you start to look for a reason to cut it.

Watch out for the randy salamanders in Jersey.

A parade of randy salamanders forced the periodic closure of an East Brunswick road Thursday, and was expected to do the same Friday as police stopped traffic from squishing the ardent amphibians.

Sorry I’ve been away – tons of boxes to unpack, etc. I even sanded and laid down a new coat of polyurethene on the floors before the movers came.

Regardless, thought these chickens might be making a stop at the Rollerfeet supper table.

Angry Alien Productions produced to short flash films where they get bunnies to re-enact famous movies. Here, for your pleasure, are Apocalypse Now and The Exorcist.