Major Applewhite called me at work today. Sadly, it was not to profess his undying love, but to endorse John Kelley (R) for Congress.

Good thing I’ve got another QB to fixate on.

…and I mean that literally. There are people who profess to be Christians who are unquestionably damned, and I’m tired of being associated with them. A “minister” in Colorado put up a billboard proclaiming “Jews Killed The Lord Jesus”. The a—hole was nice enough to remove part of the billboard that said “Settled!” but refused to pull down the whole thing.

“If I can get people to rediscover their bible…if I can get people to go back and look…what does it actually say?” asked Gordon [, the pastor responsible ].

Well, gee, Gordon you moron. My bible makes it pretty clear that the Romans are the ones who beat the ever-living crap out of Jesus and then cross-marched him up Golgotha so they could nail him to the cross and stick a sword through his innards.

Maybe Gordon is just afraid that his Roman heritage will be revealed and he will have to answer for killing Jesus. He’s just trying to draw attention away from himself while he comes up with a good excuse.

It’s may just be groundless conspiracy fuel, but “US senators’ personal stock portfolios outperformed the market by an average of 12 per cent a year in the five years to 1998, according to a new study.“ The numbers actually would be interesting when viewed by Senator since over time it might indicate Senators who should answer questions to the SEC, but this is worth looking into.

Here’s a couple twitch games (my favorite kind!) to waste your time. Shuriken places your ninja in a canyon throwing stars at bad ninjas and dodging a hovering fireball. (Were you looking for some kind of realism? Build a bridge…) Pongling is a cross between Pong© and bowling. Score a strike or spare in the 10th ‘frame’ and 11 will open, etc.

To Nathan Joseph, born today. 7 pounds, 9 ounces. Mother and child are resting, father is moving into a new house, but catching a plane early, early Saturday morning. Big brother Jake is sleeping.