Dan Ackroyd don’t like him no socialized medicine.

Expect a travelogue and update this evening – I’m moved into an apartment in downtown Newport, and frantically looking for a house so as to move the wife and young-un up.

Because I love you all, I want to do my part to assure your safety. Here’s how to maintain the most current status levels of alertness and thwart those nasty terrorist threats.

This explains a lot. Now i realize that most of my childhood in Louisiana was spent under orange alert.

A good point is made in this editorial at the Minneapolis – St. Paul Star Tribune. The IAEA says that Iran doesn’t have a nuke program and “Undersecretary of State John Bolton declared the IAEA conclusion ‘impossible to believe.’” Still, the IAEA has a better record of identifiying countries with nuculear programs than the U.S. does, especially of late.

You parental types will surely get a good laugh at this baby version of Splish Splash although it may be NSFW depending on how uptight your co-workers are.