When I heard about the Paris Hilton video, it was a dream come true. I’ve always held fantasies of seeing stars naked and/or having sex, but Pam Anderson was not on the list. Mind you, I watched Pam and Tommy, but it was never something I would have ordered without prompting. Paris, on the other hand, has been on the list since she got out of that little sports car in the mini-skirt without any underwear.

Now that the video has leaked out (and if you haven’t seen it — whoa!) The jokes are starting to pour in. Here’s Paris Hilton Video: The Director’s Commentary, the latest t-shirt from the wrongest t-shirt company around, and Zulkey’s Paris Hilton Parody video.

Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! The trailer/teaser Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is now available online!

Ha! Not bloody likely… but an interesting article. The only rich ones at the end will likely be the blood-sucking lawyers and Exxon-Mobil. :-)

Sorry, K-PHO, not all lawyers are blood-suckers….

This opinion piece at Salon.com (that they lifted from grist magazine) furthers my biologist friend’s belief that the Bush administration is committing an ecological holocaust. Unhappy with an upcoming report covering the flow of the Missouri river, Craig Manson — assistant interior secretary for fish and wildlife parks — issued a memo requesting a new reoprt.

This opinion is to be provided by a “special national team of [U.S. Fish and Wildlife] Service experts … referred to as ‘the Wise Guys’ or the ‘SWAT Team,’ [which] has served well in other complex, high-interest consultations,’” he wrote, with nary a trace of irony to soften the mafia-boss language. The replacement biological SWAT team will reach its conclusions after a 45-day study; the original team’s findings were based on more than 10 years of research and were confirmed by independent peer review as well as by the National Academy of Sciences.