Help me figure this one out. I got this toy from a happy meal. It’s Nemo’s dad, Martin (from Finding Nemo ), and when he’s placed in water or his top fin is pressed he makes this noise . What the heck is that noise?

(Now that the DVD is out you can buy/rent it. I highly, highly, highly reccommend this baby. It’s possibly the best Pixar movie, ever.)

I picked the Funny category, but I think Furry would be a better one. I’m mostly posting this link for Becky so she can reminesce about very large rabbits.

If you are pressed for time, whatever you do, DO NOT go to this site where you can build simple machines right in your web browser (java required) out of “straws”, then you can adjust the muscle, elasticity and gravity to make it move. If you’ve been to that site and know how addictive it can be, DO NOT go to the sequel of the site where you can race your soda creations against other soda engineers.

In the continuation of hypocritical behavior in our highest politicians — did you see this article I posted earlier? — Senate Majority leader Bill Frist is shocked, shocked, I say!, that the Democrats would use a political misstep to attack a sitting president. How dare they attack the president for starting a war based on faulty intel — it’s not like he was lying about oral sex in the Oval Office.

I picked these babies up in the half-off bin at a local convenience store. (How convenient is that?) They come in a bag just like microwave popcorn and are operated just the same.

You are now asking yourself “How do they taste? Will I like them?” You have to come to that conclusion on your own, but consider how this phrase hits you “warm moist pork rinds” — and you’ll probably have a good idea.