Mark Yer Calendaaargh
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By cynsmith - Last updated: Tuesday, September 9, 2003 - Save & Share - 7 Comments

September 19 is International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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7 Responses to “Mark Yer Calendaaargh”

Comment from etrigan
Time September 9, 2003 at 9:52 pm

Did you hear about the pirate movie?

It was rated “Arrrrr!”

Comment from KellyMc
Time September 10, 2003 at 9:22 am

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hooked to his crotch.

Bartender says, “hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your crotch.”

Pirate says, “Arrrr, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

Comment from etrigan
Time September 10, 2003 at 9:53 am

Do you know why the pirate movie was rated “Arrrr”?

Because of all the booty!

Comment from KellyMc
Time September 10, 2003 at 10:18 am

Professor, what’s another word for “booty”?

Comment from cynsmith
Time September 10, 2003 at 10:34 am

Pirate Treasure!

Comment from jank
Time September 10, 2003 at 11:41 pm

It’s booty, that’s what it is!

Comment from etrigan
Time September 11, 2003 at 8:30 am


I remember sitting on the backporch of jank’s parents house with jank and his brother, doc, several friends and jank’s parents listening to the afore-referenced album. Several times over the evening you would see what looked like a moment of inspiration alight on doc’s face and he would run inside and flip the volume knob to zero…pause…turn the volume back up and then walk back out to the porch. I think it went something like this:

Yo suckers write me checks and then they bounce

So I reach in my pocket for the fresh amount

[ Doc jumps up and runs inside ]

See I’m the long leaner, Victor the Cleaner

I’m the… …here to Gardena

[ Doc calmly returns ]

I’m as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce

You’ve got the rhyme and reason but no cause

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