Cut Your Finger Off and Balme This Website
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By etrigan - Last updated: Sunday, August 31, 2003 - Save & Share - 3 Comments

I owned one of those butterfly knifes when I was in high school. I learned a couple tricks just by watching USA’s Kung Fu Theater (remember that?) and trial and error (with no serious cuts.) This website has “instructions”: on many different techniques. Maybe I can talk Becky into letting me get one, now…ok, maybe not.


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3 Responses to “Cut Your Finger Off and Balme This Website”

Comment from jank
Time August 31, 2003 at 11:27 pm


Blame the linked, site, he means. Backporch Beer and make no implied endorsement of this or any other idiot behavior that we have either done ourselves or seen someone else do. As a matter of fact, the only thing we endorse is plenty of sleep, lots of low-impact cardiovascular exercise (provided you’ve got a doctor’s approval, or better yet, an attending physician), a low-cal, high fiber diet with plenty of fresh vegetables and a reasonable amount of lean protein, and steady stream of PG-rated pop culture.

Driving – Hazardous. Flying – Hazardous. Relationships – Extremely Hazardous. Smoking – Dear God! Don’t even think about it! Doesn’t that increase your chance of cancer right there?

I mean, get real, people, you’re each putting out 100 watts of power for the Matr… I mean, you’ve got a family and friends who care about each and every one of you. You need to make sure that there’s nothing that will jeopardize your continued existence.

Comment from Becky
Time September 3, 2003 at 8:04 am

Plus, you hurt yourself WASHING THE DISHES!

Love, Becky

Comment from etrigan
Time September 3, 2003 at 10:53 am

You weren’t there. They were dangerous dishes!

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