It’s a Doggy Dogg World After All
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By KellyMc - Last updated: Friday, August 22, 2003 - Save & Share - 5 Comments

From Salon’s article on the S-N-Double-O-P today.

Later, Snoop poses for another camera. Slumped in Conan’s hot seat, he details the burgeoning conglomerate that is Calvin Broadus, aka Snoop Dogg: his clothing line; his DoggyStyle Record label; his soul-inflected recent album and his first love song, the hit single “Beautiful.” There’s Doggyland theme park, soon to open in Mississippi, and the special-order Snoop DeVille, a mink-seated Cadillac low-rider (which he deems “fit for a pimp”).

BPB challenge: Name some attractions or rides appropriate for Doggyland.

  • A track-car course or bumper cars featuring low-rider Caddies with hydraulic lifts.

  • A shooting gallery where players shoot from the passenger-side windows of moving cars.

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    5 Responses to “It’s a Doggy Dogg World After All”

    Comment from BT
    Time August 22, 2003 at 1:34 pm

    What snoop really needs is a board game. It could be monopoly style, with one set of draw cars titled “Fo Shizzle” and another titled, “Dayum!”

    The Fo Shizzle cards could say things like, “You strike a deal with GM to market ‘Brown Suga’ Caddy’s! Win $25k” or “Old Crip buddy chokes to death on watermelon seed and wills you his Glock. Win $2k.”

    The Dayum card could have things like, “Bodyguard accidentally shoots an Asian. Lose $10K on legal fees and go to jail.” Another one could be “Suge released from jail. Go directly to Valley Hideout and lose $5k.” Or how about, “Random crack whore files paternity suit. Spend $50k on legal fees.”

    The game pieces could include low rider caddies, a hummer, a jacked-up VW Rabbit, and anything else you can imagine.

    This could also obviously be a video game.

    I should stop this before I get too carried away.

    Comment from doc
    Time August 22, 2003 at 3:00 pm

    How about a bong water coaster or an Epcot style informational ride on how to make it through a police stop for suspiscion?

    Comment from jank
    Time August 22, 2003 at 3:49 pm

    Mr. Dogg’s Girls Gone Wild Ride

    Comment from jank
    Time August 22, 2003 at 4:41 pm

    America — a country built by Puritans who were fixated on reform — has long loved converted sinners.

    Looks like we’ve got a recurring BpB theme rolling up here again.

    That, and this sentance: “…mastermind of “The Chronic,” an album that is to gangsta rap what “Ulysses” is to modernism…” Folks, that is electric poetry banged out to a 60 hertz muse.

    Comment from etrigan
    Time August 22, 2003 at 6:18 pm

    The Dogg Style Horror House featuring a long exit chute with the lound sound of helicopter blades, a bright spotlight and the shouted voices of LAPD as patrons dash for the exit.

    Food vendors offering “authentic” soul food including collard-greens-on-a-stick, Pimpin’ Peas – the black eyed peas of the future, and Tanqueray-sponsored Dogg-themed big-ass spill-proof cups of gin-and-juice with long bendy straws.

    (this blog comment brought to you from the unfriendly designs of the Cincinnati/North Kansas airport.)

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