Aschcroft Aroused At Art
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By etrigan - Last updated: Monday, August 18, 2003 - Save & Share - 2 Comments

An “article”: at MSNBC describes a road campaign by Attorney General Ashcroft to get support for destroying our privacy. This is another prime example of the rejection by the GOP of one of the pillars of Conservativism: less government.

bq. ??More than 140 local governmentsincluding three stateshave passed resolutions condemning the act as an infringement of civil liberties.??

This inability of Ashcroft to understand that he’s out of step with the sane majority of the country (maybe if he just explains it enough to us, we’ll change our minds) is a common theme. It gives me the opportunity to quote from David Cross’s “new album”: :

bq. ??Instead of, like, helping to prevent September 11 with all the clear information he had, he would rather spend time and money draping with these velvet curtains…a statue of lady justice…like Ashcroft, all I see is that work of art and I cannot think of anything but that bare breast…a dirty, dirty, filthy tittie — you woman should be ashamed of having those things!…I can relate ’cause several years ago I went to Europe and I was in Florence, Italy at the Uffizi art gallery…and, like Ashcroft,…I just could not help myself…and I tore that painting down and just started f***ing it!…??

There is, also, a funny bit before this about Ashcroft losing to a dead guy.

However, David Cross is going to hell for several things on this album whether or not there is a God. There will be a special place made for David Cross to be punished for making this album. If there is no God, one will be created just to punish David Cross. He’s naughty. Don’t buy his album or you’ll surely go to hell, too.

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2 Responses to “Aschcroft Aroused At Art”

Comment from etrigan
Time August 19, 2003 at 1:14 am

Ashcroft may believe that calico cats are a sign of the devil. As the owner of several calico cats in my lifetime, I can assure you that they are not any more evil than other cats. Actually, since almost all calico cats are female they are ususally better tempered. (And despite what BT says, cats are not inherently evil.)

Comment from Hi
Time April 19, 2004 at 7:25 pm

Male and female cats are almost the same. I’ve never met a male cat I didn’t like. They’re usually more affectionate. Most spinsters like female cats though, becuase it’s like raising little daughters or something. Anyway…once either is fixed, they’re practically the same. And David Cross rules.

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