Story of my life
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By jank - Last updated: Friday, August 15, 2003 - Save & Share - 2 Comments

From “The Onion”: , another fair and balanced publication…

bq. _”I’ve still got two years to get laid and join the majority,” Ellis said. “I mean, I’ve heard guys talking about all the girls they’ve slept with, but I thought they were just making it up. Turns out, everyone really was having sex all that time. Well, thanks, 20/20. Now I know what a complete loser I am.”_

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2 Responses to “Story of my life”

Comment from Doc
Time August 15, 2003 at 4:31 pm

Wow, but at least things haven’t changed much since my high school days either. The 2 in 10 honest kids are still telling the truth and feeling bad about it.

Comment from jank
Time August 15, 2003 at 6:20 pm

Matt- There’s an email in your inbox, or quite possibly in your spam filter from the title I gave it.

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