Iraqis Offer Fair and Balanced Tips
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By etrigan - Last updated: Friday, August 15, 2003 - Save & Share - 2 Comments

This “article”:http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/breaking_news/6540718.htm from “The Kansas City Star”:http://www.kansascity.com offers really usefull tips to the people of North America who are suffering from the blackout.

The range of experience they offer is insightful.

* SIT IN THE SHADE
* GET A GENERATOR
* TAKE TO THE STREETS

Direct quotes from the Iraq people offer sage concepts.

* “They should go where it isn’t so hot.”
* “We sleep on the roof. It’s cooler there.”
* “When it’s hot people buy a lot of ice.”

And best of all they share a helpful attitude.

* “I curse God. I curse Saddam Hussein. And I curse the Americans.”
* “I hope it lasts for 20 years. Let them feel our suffering.”
* “Let them sit outside drinking tea and smoking cigarettes waiting for the power to come back, just like the Iraqis.”

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2 Responses to “Iraqis Offer Fair and Balanced Tips”

Comment from Rick
Time August 15, 2003 at 1:10 pm

Let’s remember that before we liberated them, the Iraqis didn’t have the OPPORTUNITY to bitch about the heat. They were free to make fun of Americans – but they couldn’t bemoan their own crappy situation, or Saddam would have them executed. Hooray for liberty!

Comment from jank
Time August 15, 2003 at 1:16 pm

Also – Jank Scoops JohnO

By about 20 minutes, but still…

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